Where Do You Think You're Gonna Tree That Ugly Christmas Sweater – Christmas Vacation Station Wagon Gift
The gag gift that gets a laugh, a photo and a story.
- Front & back all-over knit design
- Unisex fit in sizes S–5XL, size chart on this page
- Made to order, ships with tracking
Made to order · ships in 2–5 business days
Most US orders arrive in 7–14 business days.
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The Griswold tree is on the roof again. A wood-panel station wagon hauls a giant tree under pixel lettering "Where Do You Think You're Gonna Tree That" on this black and green sweater Christmas Vacation sweater, with snowflake and holly borders and tiny wagons around the hem. The pattern wraps to the back.
A funny gift for Christmas Vacation fans, dads, movie night and the family that watches it every December.
- Front & back all-over design
- Unisex crew neck with ribbed cuffs & hem
Fabric and care
- Material: 100% polyester, lightweight crew neck sweater
- Sizes: S to 5XL
- Care: Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not bleach. Do not iron directly on the design.
Unofficial fan-made design, not affiliated with or endorsed by any brand or rights holder.
How long does delivery take?
This item takes 2–5 business days to prepare, then 5–7 business days in transit. Most US orders arrive in 7–14 business days, and you get a tracking link by email as soon as it ships. Delivery times are estimates, not guaranteed dates.
Do you offer free shipping?
Yes. Orders of $99 or more ship free. Orders under $99 ship for a flat $7. We currently deliver within the United States only.
Will it arrive before Christmas?
Order by December 4 for the best chance of delivery before December 25. After that, your order will still ship as normal but may arrive after the holidays.
Will it fit me?
Check the size chart on this page. If you are between sizes, size up for a roomier, cozier fit.
How do I wash it?
Follow the care label on your item. We recommend a cold, gentle wash and air drying to keep the colors and shape looking new.
Can I return or exchange it?
Every piece is made to order, so we can't take returns for change of mind or size. If your item arrives damaged, defective or incorrect, email support@kozmozhall.com within 14 days of delivery and we'll replace or refund it free. See our Refund Policy.
Each piece is made to order in 2–5 business days, then 5–7 business days in transit. Most US orders arrive in 7–14 business days.
Orders of $99 or more ship free. Orders under $99 ship for a flat $7. We currently deliver within the United States only.
Because every item is made to order, we can't accept returns for change of mind or size selection. If your order arrives damaged, defective or incorrect, email us within 14 days of delivery and we'll replace or refund it. Refund policy
Delivery times are estimates, not guaranteed arrival dates.
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Where Do You Think You're Gonna Tree That?
The tree is on the roof again. A wood-panel station wagon hauls a giant tree under pixel lettering on this black and green sweater, with snowflake and holly borders and tiny wagons around the hem. The pattern wraps to the back.
A Station Wagon Hauling the Tree
The front shows a wood-panel station wagon hauling a giant tree under bold pixel lettering, with snowflake and holly borders and tiny wagons around the hem.
Tree-Hunting Day Ready
Pull it on for the family tree hunt: snowy yard, a tree over your shoulder, and the full front design on display while everyone laughs.
A Funny Gift for Family Movie Night
A funny gift for dads, movie night and the family that watches their favorite holiday movie every December.
Fabric, Fit and Care
- Front and back all-over design
- Unisex crew neck with ribbed cuffs and hem
- Material: 100% polyester, lightweight crew neck sweater
- Sizes S to 5XL
- Printed and shipped for you, no minimum order
Frequently Asked Questions
What sizes does this sweater come in?
Sizes run S to 5XL in a unisex crew neck fit. Check the size chart in the product photos and compare it with a sweater you already own, measuring half-chest and length laid flat.
How long does it take to arrive?
Every sweater is made to order. Production takes 2 to 5 days, then standard US shipping takes 5 to 7 days, so plan for 7 to 14 business days in total. Shipping is free on orders of $99 or more and a flat $7 below that.
Can I return it if the size is wrong?
Because each sweater is made just for you, we cannot accept returns for size or change of mind. If your sweater arrives defective or is not the item you ordered, email support@kozmozhall.com within 14 days and we will remake it or refund you.
How do I wash it?
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not bleach and do not iron directly on the design.
What’s included
- 1 × Where Do You Think You're Gonna Tree That Ugly Christmas Sweater – ...
- Made to order and checked before it ships
- Tracking email as soon as it ships
- Damage-free guarantee: replaced or refunded if it arrives damaged, defective or wrong
How it works
- Pick your design & size. Use the size chart on this page.
- We make it for you. Made to order in 2–5 business days.
- It arrives with tracking. Most US orders arrive in 7–14 business days.
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| Most US orders arrive | 7–14 business days | 7–14 business days | 7–14 business days | 3–8 business days |
| Shipping | Free on $99+, otherwise flat $7 – tracked, US only | |||
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