Ugly Christmas Sweater for Men - Funny Fake Muscle Print
Size guide
Our costumes stretch to fit most body types. When in doubt, size up.
| Size | Chest (in) | Fits |
|---|---|---|
| S | 34 to 36 | Small build |
| M | 38 to 40 | Average build |
| L | 42 to 44 | Larger build |
| XL | 46 to 48 | Extra large |
| 2XL | 50 to 52 | Plus size |
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This is the ugly Christmas sweater for men you buy just to see their face. It is printed with a ripped fake muscle chest and abs, so you walk in looking jacked without setting foot in a gym. Part fake muscle shirt, part hilarious Christmas sweater, all reaction. Pick from five loud designs and own the party.
Why guys grab this
- Fake muscle, real laughs. The printed chest and abs make this the muscle Christmas sweater everyone points at.
- Five designs to choose from. Santa Snowflake, Candy Cane, Green Elf, Cowboy Cactus, and Buffalo Plaid.
- Pick your skin tone. Light, Medium, or Dark so the fake abs print matches you.
- Full Set, Sweatshirt, or Pajama Pants. Wear the whole fit or just the top.
- Sizes S to 5XL. Every guy gets to flex a fake six-pack.
Perfect for
This mens ugly Christmas sweater is made for the ugly sweater party, the guys' group photo, the white elephant gift that steals the show, and any friend who came to make people laugh. If you wanted a funny fake abs shirt that doubles as a Christmas sweater, this is it.
Printed and shipped for you. No minimum, order just one. Want to match your partner? Check our couples ugly Christmas sweaters set.
Will it fit me?
Our costumes run flexible and stretch to fit most body types. Check the size chart on this page, and when in doubt, size up for the roomiest fit.
Will it arrive before Christmas?
Order this week and standard shipping lands well before the holidays. You will get a tracking link by email the moment it ships.
How do I wash it?
Machine washable on a cold, gentle cycle. Hang to dry and the printed detail keeps its shape party after party.
What if it is not right?
You have 30 days for a money-back return, no awkward questions. If anything shows up damaged, we replace it free.
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Pairs well with
One size fits most
Flexible stretch fit, no guesswork.
Machine washable
Holds its shape party after party.
Party tested
Built for the double-take and the photo.
