Disappointments All of You Funny Jesus Knit Ugly Christmas Sweater – Sarcastic Green Red Holiday Gift
The gag gift that gets a laugh, a photo and a story.
- Front & back all-over knit design
- Unisex fit in sizes S–5XL, size chart on this page
- Made to order, ships with tracking
Made to order · ships in 2–5 business days
Most US orders arrive in 7–14 business days.
Order by Dec 4 for Christmas delivery:
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A sarcastic figure with open arms and the words Disappointments All of You, with hearts, crosses and trees in green, red and cream. A funny sarcastic ugly Christmas sweater for the holiday party.
A funny gift for friends with dry humor and a sense of irony.
- Front & back all-over knit design
- Unisex crew neck with ribbed cuffs & hem
Unofficial fan-made design, not affiliated with or endorsed by any brand or rights holder.
How long does delivery take?
This item takes 2–5 business days to prepare, then 5–7 business days in transit. Most US orders arrive in 7–14 business days, and you get a tracking link by email as soon as it ships. Delivery times are estimates, not guaranteed dates.
Do you offer free shipping?
Yes. Orders of $99 or more ship free. Orders under $99 ship for a flat $7. We currently deliver within the United States only.
Will it arrive before Christmas?
Order by December 4 for the best chance of delivery before December 25. After that, your order will still ship as normal but may arrive after the holidays.
Will it fit me?
Check the size chart on this page. If you are between sizes, size up for a roomier, cozier fit.
How do I wash it?
Follow the care label on your item. We recommend a cold, gentle wash and air drying to keep the colors and shape looking new.
Can I return or exchange it?
Every piece is made to order, so we can't take returns for change of mind or size. If your item arrives damaged, defective or incorrect, email support@kozmozhall.com within 14 days of delivery and we'll replace or refund it free. See our Refund Policy.
Each piece is made to order in 2–5 business days, then 5–7 business days in transit. Most US orders arrive in 7–14 business days.
Orders of $99 or more ship free. Orders under $99 ship for a flat $7. We currently deliver within the United States only.
Because every item is made to order, we can't accept returns for change of mind or size selection. If your order arrives damaged, defective or incorrect, email us within 14 days of delivery and we'll replace or refund it. Refund policy
Delivery times are estimates, not guaranteed arrival dates.
What’s included
- 1 × Disappointments All of You Funny Jesus Knit Ugly Christmas Sweater ...
- Made to order and checked before it ships
- Tracking email as soon as it ships
- Damage-free guarantee: replaced or refunded if it arrives damaged, defective or wrong
How it works
- Pick your design & size. Use the size chart on this page.
- We make it for you. Made to order in 2–5 business days.
- It arrives with tracking. Most US orders arrive in 7–14 business days.
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| Best for | Parties, gag gifts, photos | Book club, couples, family | Reading nooks, gifts | Living-room styling |
| Made to order | Yes | Yes | Yes | Ships fast |
| Most US orders arrive | 7–14 business days | 7–14 business days | 7–14 business days | 3–8 business days |
| Shipping | Free on $99+, otherwise flat $7 – tracked, US only | |||
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